Posted 16 minutes ago
  1. police: *knock knock*
  2. me: whos there
  3. police: theres been an accident
  4. me: theres been an accident who
Posted 1 hour ago
old-rapunxel:

A pussy that licks itself out

old-rapunxel:

A pussy that licks itself out

Posted 2 hours ago

when parents think that calling you “lazy” is going to motivate you

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(Source: kat-chup)

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

portablegaytardis:

There can be only one person responsible for the terrible Xbox One reveal

Its none other than

RED HERRING

Posted 3 hours ago
adriofthedead:

THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE

adriofthedead:

THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE

(Source: crudbumpowns)

Posted 4 hours ago

richardarmitge:

she was a girl

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he was a boy

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can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago
time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

(Source: nothingislinear)

Posted 5 hours ago